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Ti si

Ožujak 31st 2009 | Posted by mudrica
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Ti si moje zlato, ti si moje srebro, vidim li te s drugim slomit ću ti rebro!

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Muškarci

Ožujak 30th 2009 | Posted by mudrica
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Muškarci su kao enciklopedija: debeli, dosadni i misle da sve znaju!!!

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Računajte na nas

Ožujak 29th 2009 | Posted by mudrica
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Išlla dva digitrona ulicom i pjevaju “Računajte na nas!”

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Ostani

Ožujak 27th 2009 | Posted by mudrica
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Nevjeruj momku kada kaže volim te. Nego kada očima punim suza kaže, ostani molim te!

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U snovima

Ožujak 27th 2009 | Posted by mudrica
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Ja znam da nemam više prava na tebe, al ipak ne možeš mi uzeti snove. U snovima te imam samo za sebe i ne dajem te nikome!

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Bez tebe

Ožujak 27th 2009 | Posted by mudrica
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Bez tebe je sve ništa, a sa tobom je ništa sve!

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Ožujak 26th 2009 | Posted by mudrica
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U kojoj državi su žene najnesretnije? U državi Mali. A u kojoj su najsretnije? U Nevadi.

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Savjet

Ožujak 26th 2009 | Posted by mudrica
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Novac posudite od pesimiste. On ne očekuje da ćete ga vratiti.

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Parni stroj

Ožujak 26th 2009 | Posted by mudrica
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Parni stroj je pronađen zato što nisu mogli pronaći neparni.

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Idealna cura

Ožujak 25th 2009 | Posted by mudrica
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Idealna cura je lijepa, bogata, pametna i trebala bi biti moja.

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