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> <channel><title>SMS Vicevi za Mobitel &#187; Rezultati pretrage  &#187;  danas</title> <atom:link href="http://www.smsvicevi.com/search/danas/feed/rss2/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.smsvicevi.com</link> <description>Kratki SMS vicevi za vaše prijatelje.</description> <lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 19:18:27 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1</generator> <item><title>Lepa</title><link>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zajebancija/lepa/</link> <comments>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zajebancija/lepa/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2011 07:44:07 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>admin</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Zajebancija]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsvicevi.com/?p=905</guid> <description><![CDATA[Beauti centar LEPA vas obavještava da se tretman depiliranja nogu koji ste zakazali za danas odgađa jer nismo uspjeli nabaviti kombajn.]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zajebancija/lepa/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>P.Coelho</title><link>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zabavne-poruke/pcoelho/</link> <comments>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zabavne-poruke/pcoelho/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 26 Dec 2010 23:40:46 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>mudrica</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Zabavne Poruke]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsvicevi.com/?p=596</guid> <description><![CDATA[&#8220;Danas sam čvrsto uvjeren da nitko nikog ne gubi jer zapravo nitko nikoga ne posjeduje. To je istinsko iskustvo sloode, imati najvažniju stvar na svijetu, a ne posjedovati je!&#8221;]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zabavne-poruke/pcoelho/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Ukradeni poljubac</title><link>http://www.smsvicevi.com/ljubavne-poruke/ukradeni-poljubac/</link> <comments>http://www.smsvicevi.com/ljubavne-poruke/ukradeni-poljubac/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 21:10:38 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>mudrica</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Ljubavne Poruke]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsvicevi.com/ljubavne-poruke/ukradeni-poljubac/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Starica i starac prolaze parkom. Ona reče: - Sjećaš li se Stevo, one tamo klupe? Ondje si mi ukrao prvi poljubac. Sjećam se. Zbog te krađe sam još i danas na robiji!]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsvicevi.com/ljubavne-poruke/ukradeni-poljubac/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Uživaj</title><link>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zabavne-poruke/uzivaj/</link> <comments>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zabavne-poruke/uzivaj/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:03:01 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>mudrica</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Zabavne Poruke]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsvicevi.com/ljubavne-poruke/uzivaj/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Uživaj u životu danas; juče je prošlo, a sutra možda nikada neće doći.]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zabavne-poruke/uzivaj/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Ne zaboravi</title><link>http://www.smsvicevi.com/ljubavne-poruke/ne-zaboravi/</link> <comments>http://www.smsvicevi.com/ljubavne-poruke/ne-zaboravi/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 10:15:17 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>mudrica</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Ljubavne Poruke]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsvicevi.com/ljubavne-poruke/ne-zaboravi/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Zaboravi tko te je povrijedio jučer, ali ne zaboravi tko te nježno voli danas..]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsvicevi.com/ljubavne-poruke/ne-zaboravi/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Jučer, danas</title><link>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zabavne-poruke/jucer-danas/</link> <comments>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zabavne-poruke/jucer-danas/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 20:35:58 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>mudrica</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Zabavne Poruke]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsvicevi.com/ljubavne-poruke/jucer-danas/</guid> <description><![CDATA[&#8220;Jučer sam bio pametan. Stoga sam želio mijenjati svijet. Danas sam mudar. Stoga mijenjam sebe.]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zabavne-poruke/jucer-danas/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Ne uradi danas</title><link>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zajebancija/ne-uradi-danas/</link> <comments>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zajebancija/ne-uradi-danas/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 08:56:33 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>mudrica</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Zajebancija]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsvicevi.com/ljubavne-poruke/ne-uradi-danas/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Ne uradi danas ono što sutra možeš odložiti za prekosutra.]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zajebancija/ne-uradi-danas/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Vrapče</title><link>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zabavne-poruke/vrapce/</link> <comments>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zabavne-poruke/vrapce/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:52:02 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>admin</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Zabavne Poruke]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[&#124;Šaljemo Vam obavijest iz psihijatrijske bolnice Vrapce: Danas smo pregledavajući vašu kartoteku zaključili da Vas ne možemo primiti jer i mi imamo svoj ugled.]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zabavne-poruke/vrapce/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>obavijest ht 2</title><link>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zajebancija/obavijest-ht-2/</link> <comments>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zajebancija/obavijest-ht-2/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:52:02 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>admin</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Zajebancija]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[&#124;Obavijest iz HT-a: - Poštovani korisniče. Od danas se računi plaćaju prema dužini spolnog organa, koliki spolni organ toliki račun. Od danas vi naše usluge koristite besplatno.]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsvicevi.com/zajebancija/obavijest-ht-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>eh nesrećo</title><link>http://www.smsvicevi.com/ljubavne-poruke/eh-nesreco/</link> <comments>http://www.smsvicevi.com/ljubavne-poruke/eh-nesreco/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:52:02 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>admin</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Ljubavne Poruke]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[&#124;Danas su mi ukrali auto, ostavila me žena, izgorjelo pola kuće, jedino pozitivno što je bilo je HIV test.]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsvicevi.com/ljubavne-poruke/eh-nesreco/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
